Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Angel (1997)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Ah, the post-fumigation party.
Buffy Summers : Okay, so, what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation party?
Xander Harris : Much hardier cockroaches.
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Xander Harris : Duh. I mean guys would do anything to impress a girl. I-I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath.
Willow Rosenberg : It was pretty impressive, although later there was an ick factor.
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Cordelia Chase : [toes stepped on] Ouch. Please get your extreme oafishness off my two-hundred-dollar shoes.
Xander Harris : I'm sorry, I was just...
Cordelia Chase : ... getting off the dancefloor before any bigger boyfriend squashes you like a bug?
Xander Harris : Oh, so you noticed.
Cordelia Chase : Uh-huh.
Xander Harris : Yeah, thanks for being so understanding.
Cordelia Chase : Good.
Xander Harris : You know, I don't know what everybody else was talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker.
[chuckles, walks away]
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Xander Harris : You're in love with a vampire? What, are you outta your mind?
Cordelia Chase : [walking by] What?
Xander Harris : [to Cordelia] Not vampire.
[to Buffy]
Xander Harris : How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!
Cordelia Chase : [to another student] Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knockoff? This is a knockoff, isn't it? Some cheesy knockoff. This is exactly what happens when you sign these free-trade agreements.