- [during title sequence]
- Male Chorus: Hey, Brannagan!
- Bob Brannagan: Who me?
- Shapely Brunette: [seductively] Anyone for checkers?
- Mark Brannagan: Hey! It's my move.
- [Mark and Lynn are walking along a fragrant forest trail]
- Lynn: [sniffing] Ahh. Air - isn't it wonderful?
- Mark Brannagan: I'm an air addict myself - breathe it all the time.