Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf? (1994)

Phyllis Diller: Madame Ouspenskaya

Quotes 

• Topanga Lawrence : If something's wrong, you can tell me. It's not like I don't care about you.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : [in Cory's head]  You will kill the one girl who cares for you.

  Cory Matthews : Listen to me, you can't care for me, okay? If you do, only harm will come to you. It will never work out between the two of us!

  Topanga Lawrence : Cory, get a grip. We're only going to a Halloween party.

  Cory Matthews : Yeah, that's how it starts! Then we get married, have kids, and I eat them!

• Madame Ouspenskaya : Come to me, werewolf boy.

  Cory Matthews : How did you know?

  Madame Ouspenskaya : I know many things. I know you were bitten by a wolf.

  Cory Matthews : It's true.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : I know you are now becoming a wolf.

  Cory Matthews : That's amazing!

  Madame Ouspenskaya : I know you are recently divorced.

  Cory Matthews : What?

  Madame Ouspenskaya : You're not Billy Joel?

  Cory Matthews : No.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : Well, then you're just a wolf.

• Cory Matthews : Madame Ouspenskaya, everything you predicted has come true.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : No kidding! Mind if I use you for a reference?

  Cory Matthews : Listen, I found out there *is* a girl who cares for me, just like you said.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : Well, have you killed her yet?

  Cory Matthews : No.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : Well, why not?

  Cory Matthews : I don't know.

• Cory Matthews : Isn't there an antidote or something?

  Madame Ouspenskaya : That's easy. Wear a garlic necklace and get back in your coffin!

  Cory Matthews : No, I'm not a vampire. I'm a werewolf.

  Madame Ouspenskaya : Tomatoes, tamah-toes. As long as you're not my son.