Boy Meets World (TV Series)

The Uninvited (1994)

Blake Soper: Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein

Quotes 

• Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Don't think I forgot about you, Baboon. Don't think I forgot about last Tuesday. You sat in my chair in the cafeteria.

  Cory Matthews : I'm sorry, Harley. I didn't know it was your chair.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, everybody knows that's Harley's chair. Everybody knows it's always been Harley's chair and it's always gonna be Harley's chair every year that he's a senior. Ain't that right, Frankie?

  Frankie Stechino : What are you sayin'? I like my sister?

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : No, no! I'm not sayin' that. I'm just sayin' you have a very... close family.

  [Frankie walks away] 

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, where ya goin'?

  Frankie Stechino : I wanna call home.

• Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : All right. Thirty-three billion. That's a new record. Go carve my initials into that kid's head.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : That's some score, Harley. That's the best score I ever seen. Nobody's gonna beat that score for, like, a million years. Ain't that right, Frankie?

  Frankie Stechino : What are you sayin'? Sometimes at night I like to write poetry?

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : No! I'm just sayin' that, you know.

  [Frankie walks away and Joey follows him] 

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Actually, I think that's kinda cool. What are they, sonnets?

  Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : I gotta get me some better-adjusted guys.