[rehearsing Hamlet]
Stuart Minkus: [as Hamlet, over-emphasizing and facing upstage] Whaaaaat is heeeeee... who's grief bears such an eeeeemphasiiiiisss...
[Mr. Feeny groans]
George Feeny: Stop, Mr. Minkus.
Stuart Minkus: I answer only to 'Hamlet.'
George Feeny: Stop Mr. Hamlet! You're supposed to be facing the audience!
Stuart Minkus: Aren't I?
[he turns and almost falls off the stage before Feeny catches him]
George Feeny: Hamlet, where are your glasses?
Stuart Minkus: Mr. Feeny, they didn't have glasses in the Middle Ages.
George Feeny: Put on your glasses and climb into Ophelia's grave!
Stuart Minkus: You know, I read an article that Elizabethan English is a lot like American southern. So let me show you a little something I've been playing around with.
[Southern accent]
Stuart Minkus: Shazam! Show me what thou't do! Woo't weep? Woo't fight? Woo't tear thyself?
Cory Matthews: Oh great. "Ernest goes to Denmark."