- Jonathan Turner: Okay, guys, break it up now!
- [he and Mr. Williams break Cory and Shawn apart, and then realizes it was them]
- Jonathan Turner: Hunter? Matthews?
- Eli Williams: You guys know you're fighting each other?
- Shawn Hunter: They broke your camera. Sorry about that.
- Cory: They didn't get the tape.
- Shawn Hunter: You know, Mr. Williams was right. You are a pretty good reporter.
- Cory: [pauses] Take it. It's your family.
- Shawn Hunter: No, no, you take it. Go win that contest.
- Cory: What about protecting your family?
- Shawn Hunter: I just did. Eddie's only blood. You're my family.
- Eric Matthews: So I said to myself, Kyle...
- Alan Matthews: Kyle?
- Eric Matthews: That's what I call myself.
- Cory: Well, uh, Uncle Mike, why don't you call everyone together and we can get started.
- Uncle Mike Hunter: Ok. ALL HUNTERS OUT, NOW!
- The Hunter Family: [from within their trailers] We didn't do it!
- Uncle Mike Hunter: That's our family motto.
- Cory: A brother? You have a brother?
- Shawn Hunter: A half-brother.
- Cory: Sh-Shawn, what else have you been hiding? A wife? You got kids?