Boy Meets World (TV Series)

The Father/Son Game (1993)

Ben Savage: Cory Matthews

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : [Rubbing his chest]  I don't feel so good. I have appendicitis.

  Eric Matthews : That's not your appendix, that's your heart.

  Cory Matthews : I have ahearticitis.

• Leonard Spinelli : You may be wondering how I sprained my elbow.

  Cory Matthews : Lenny, we know you got hurt at the softball game.

  Leonard Spinelli : What game? You're not supposed to know about the game. I hurt myself getting out of a turtleneck that shrunk.

  Eric Matthews : We know about the game, Lenny.

  Cory Matthews : Just don't let Dad know we know about the game.

  Eric Matthews : Yeah.

  Leonard Spinelli : Oh, boy. Ok, let's recap. Your father says there was no game but knows there was one. You know there was a game but you don't want your father to know you know. Well let me ask you this - don't you think he knows you know he knows you know you know he knows, you know?

  [They stare at him] 

  Leonard Spinelli : You got to excuse me, I'm on painkllers.

• Cory Matthews : Friday, I love Friday. Soon, I'm gonna be home for the whole weekend.

  Amy Matthews : Friday, I hate Friday. Soon, you're gonna be home for the whole weekend.

  Cory Matthews : Oh, you love me.

  Amy Matthews : Oh, you wish.