Boy Meets World (TV Series)
The Beard (1994)
Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter
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Quotes
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Cory Matthews : I miss Linda already.
Shawn Hunter : I miss Stacy. And Linda.
Cory Matthews : And Debbie?
Shawn Hunter : And Debbie.
Cory Matthews : There is no Debbie!
Shawn Hunter : Then how come I miss her so much?
Cory Matthews : Because you're nuts.
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Cory Matthews : You know what? You take Stacy, I'll take Linda.
Shawn Hunter : No. I want Linda.
Cory Matthews : Fine. Then I'll take Stacy.
Shawn Hunter : No.
Cory Matthews : Shawn, you're being greedy.
Shawn Hunter : No, I'm not.
Cory Matthews : Fine. I'll go out with Debbie.
Shawn Hunter : I want Debbie.
Cory Matthews : There *is* no Debbie.
Shawn Hunter : Somewhere there's a Debbie.
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Cory Matthews : You are a sick and twisted individual.
Shawn Hunter : To you. To me, I'm a visionary.
Cory Matthews : It can't work.
Shawn Hunter : It's bulletproof. I start dating one of the girls while you go out with the other one. That way she's off the market until I'm ready to date her.
Cory Matthews : What, you want me to keep her fresh until you're ready for her? What am I Tupperware?
Shawn Hunter : What else do you have to do?
Cory Matthews : What do I have to do? I'll have you know my calendar is chock-full.
[He pulls out a pocket calendar]
Shawn Hunter : Of what?
Cory Matthews : Well, look, right here. I mean, I got Lincoln's birthday, and after that I got "Lincoln's birthday, traditional," and then there's, uh, "vernal equinox" and, uh, "Cinco de Mayo" and "reorder calendar pages. " See, I'm so busy I can't even talk to you now.
Shawn Hunter : So you're gonna do this for me?
Cory Matthews : Oh, obviously!