Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Santa's Little Helper (1993)

Betsy Randle: Amy Matthews

Quotes 

• Alan Matthews : What happened?

  Amy Matthews : Well, Morgan was waiting in line to sit on Santa's lap, and she was kind of nervous, and there was this elf who looked like a hitman, only meaner.

  Alan Matthews : What? Did Santa scare her?

  Amy Matthews : No, no. He was just this nice old man with a jolly red face. You know, looking back, his face really was too red. I mean I just thought he was just overheated. Velvet is a fabric that doesn't breathe.

  Alan Matthews : Amy, what happened?

  Amy Matthews : Well, OK, so Morgan climbs up on Santa's lap and he asks her what she wants and she says a Suzie Homemaker oven and then he grabbed his chest, yelled "Rudolph," and fell over.

  Alan Matthews : [chuckling]  Are we talking eight reindeer pulling a pine box?

  Amy Matthews : No, no. I think he's all right. I mean, the hitman elf gave him CPR while Mrs. Claus called the paramedics.

  [Alan begins laughing uncontrollably] 

  Amy Matthews : Alan, it isn't funny! Morgan thinks she killed Santa Claus!

  [She starts laughing too]