Boy Meets World (TV Series)

On the Fence (1993)

Lily Gibson: Morgan Matthews

Quotes 

• [Eric is standing in front of the counter, wearing an apron; Morgan is sitting on the counter, tying his apron] 

  Morgan Matthews : One bunny ear... goes around the other bunny ear.

  Eric Matthews : Will you just tie the bow? I'm late for the market. Dad's going to kill me!

  Morgan Matthews : I don't know how to tie a bow.

  Eric Matthews : [turns around, annoyed]  So, why did you tell me you did?

  Morgan Matthews : [happily]  'Cause I'm self-confident.

• Cory Matthews : [Trying to convince his mother to buy him an expensive water gun]  Say the living room bursts into flames.

  Morgan Matthews : Why?

  Cory Matthews : I don't know. Maybe lightning hit it.

  Morgan Matthews : Why?

  Cory Matthews : Because it was attracted by the metal plate in your head.

  Cory Matthews : [to Amy]  and you can't get out because your legs are broken. What will you do?

  Morgan Matthews : Why are her legs broken?

  Cory Matthews : Because she tripped over your dead body.

• Morgan Matthews : [sitting on the kitchen counter on the phone with 911]  I'm stuck here. My parents are outside fighting.

  [pause] 

  Morgan Matthews : Hold on, let me check. Mommy! What's our address?

  Mr. George Feeny : [from outside]  You're drowning my florabundas!

  Morgan Matthews : They just shot the neighbor!