- George Feeny: Was your aunt Ruthie at Woodstock?
- Jonathan Turner: No, I don't think so.
- George Feeny: Must've been another Ruthie Turner.
- Jonathan Turner: Hello, you're on the air.
- George Feeny: Yes, I'm a first time caller. Love the show.
- Jonathan Turner: You have a question?
- George Feeny: More of a comment, really. I thought you did a commendable job handling a rather difficult situation.
- Jonathan Turner: Thank you, caller.
- George Feeny: And I do have a question. I'm curious as to what you think the appropriate punishment would be for your two guests.
- Jonathan Turner: I'm thinking a week's detention.
- George Feeny: Couldn't quite hear that. There seems to be some static on the line.
- Jonathan Turner: A month's detention.
- George Feeny: Loud and clear.
- Cory Matthews: Well, you know, that's one man's opinion. Let's hear from some other listeners.
- [He pushes a button]
- Eric Matthews: I say lock 'em up and throw away the key!
- Cory Matthews: Get off the phone, Eric!
- Ludwig: It was terrible, Mr. Feeny. I'm not accustomed to being so ill-used.
- George Feeny: Yes, well, you're young yet.
- Jonathan Turner: Look, the only way you guys get back on the air is if I talk to Feeny.
- Cory Matthews: Yeah, like you can talk to Feeny. He doesn't think straight, Mr. Turner. He doesn't even believe in the Constitution.
- Shawn Hunter: Yeah. He totally ignores the first commandment.
- George Feeny: Your young protégés overstepped the boundaries of good taste.
- Jonathan Turner: Well, who decides what's good taste?
- George Feeny: You're looking at him, baby.
- Jonathan Turner: Look, Hunter and Matthews don't get stoked about much around here, but they really got into their radio show, and I think they deserve a second chance. With a little more adult supervision.
- George Feeny: Who would be the adult?
- Jonathan Turner: You're looking at him, baby.
- Jonathan Turner: Why was it so important to get back on the air, that you were willing to shaft me?
- Cory Matthews: You wouldn't understand.
- Jonathan Turner: Well, pretend I'm stupid.
- Shawn Hunter: [slowly] We... went... on... the radio.
- Jonathan Turner: Pretend I'm smarter!
- Jonathan Turner: Listen, I hear the censor yanked two of my DJs off the air.
- George Feeny: Yes, it's a wonder the censor didn't come after their counter-culture, hippy faculty advisor.
- Jonathan Turner: Hippy? George, my aunt Ruthie was a hippy.
- George Feeny: Yes, and my papa was a rolling stone.