Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Grandma Was a Rolling Stone (1993)
William Daniels: George Feeny
Quotes
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George Feeny : Mr. Matthews, just the man I wanted to see.
Eric Matthews : Mr. Feeny?
George Feeny : Let me ask you - if one were entertaining a young woman, a young girl your age, um, how would he go about it?
Eric Matthews : Mr. Feeny, you dating a teenage girl?
George Feeny : Not since the Eisenhower administration. No, my niece is visiting for a few days. She's your age. She'll need to be entertained and I thought that maybe you could help me out.
Eric Matthews : Look, I'd love to meet your niece, Mr. Feeny. But, see, I got this really bad case of strep throat.
[begins to speak hoarsely as he backs out away]
Eric Matthews : It's spreading down my lungs and into my pancreas, so as you can see, I'm - I'm completely strep.
George Feeny : Relax. I'm merely curious as to how a contemporary teenage girl entertains herself.
Eric Matthews : [drops the act] Oh, OK. Well, it's my experience that if they can't find a senior with a car they'll settle for some gullible sophomore who's willing to empty his pockets on a dinner he can't really afford, a movie he doesn't want to see, and a door slammed in his face.
George Feeny : Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile I heard dinner and a movie?
Eric Matthews : Yeah, see, dinner and a movie is the premier form of dating entertainment. Dinner, movie. Movie, dinner. Dinner, dinner, movie, movie.
George Feeny : A wonderfully rich tapestry of human experience.
Eric Matthews : Don't mock what I am, Mr. Feeny.
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[after an altercation with Cory's grandma]
George Feeny : Who is that woman?
Cory Matthews : My grandma. Don't you just love her?
George Feeny : No. No, I don't.
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Jessica : [Eric has been using Morgan to meet girls and Jessica is the latest girl] Is this your little sister?
Eric Matthews : That she is.
Morgan Matthews : I love Eric.
George Feeny : Oh, please, Jessica you couldn't possibly fall for this line of...
Jessica : She is so cute.
George Feeny : And so well-rehearsed!
Morgan Matthews : Eric's taking me to the carnival today.
Eric Matthews : When did I say that?
George Feeny : [chuckling] Looks like your parrot has learned a few new words.
Morgan Matthews : Do you want to come with us?
Eric Matthews : Oh, with us. To the carnival with us, yes. Please come with us?
Jessica : Well, if that's okay with you, Uncle George.
George Feeny : Well, I think the polite thing would be to extend an invitation for me to join you.
Eric Matthews : [through his teeth, while smiling] Mr. Feeny, would you like to come to the carnival with us?
George Feeny : Oh, thank you so very much for asking but no. I'd rather have gum surgery.