Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Grandma Was a Rolling Stone (1993)

Keri Russell: Jessica

Quotes 

• Jessica : Who's Graziella Terziana?

  Eric Matthews : What?

  Jessica : Her name, it's written on your arm.

  Eric Matthews : Uh, that - I can't stop every girl who wants to sign my body.

  Jessica : Oh, Mr. Charming.

  Eric Matthews : I could loan you a pen.

  Jessica : And smart too. Using his little sister as date bait like that.

  Eric Matthews : That obvious, huh?

  Jessica : Oh, yeah.

  Eric Matthews : Big mistake?

  Jessica : Did I say that?

  Eric Matthews : So I didn't have to work so hard.

  Jessica : Who said you had to work at all?

  [They kiss. Cory, who has been up in his tree house, is shocked. Alan and Shawn come strolling into the backyard and Jessica and Eric break off their kiss] 

  Alan Matthews : Nice night, huh?

  Eric Matthews : Yeah.

  Alan Matthews : Well, we're just, uh, passing through.

  Eric Matthews : Good. Pass.

  [Alan walks away and Shawn nudges Eric] 

  Shawn Hunter : Eric, the lipmaster!

  [He walks away] 

  Eric Matthews : Yeah. Sure. Look, anybody else, or are we all done here?

  Cory Matthews : [still in his tree house]  Everyone have a great day without me?

  Eric Matthews : How long have you been up there?

  Cory Matthews : Long enough to watch you swap spit with a Feeny!

• Jessica : [Eric has been using Morgan to meet girls and Jessica is the latest girl]  Is this your little sister?

  Eric Matthews : That she is.

  Morgan Matthews : I love Eric.

  George Feeny : Oh, please, Jessica you couldn't possibly fall for this line of...

  Jessica : She is so cute.

  George Feeny : And so well-rehearsed!

  Morgan Matthews : Eric's taking me to the carnival today.

  Eric Matthews : When did I say that?

  George Feeny : [chuckling]  Looks like your parrot has learned a few new words.

  Morgan Matthews : Do you want to come with us?

  Eric Matthews : Oh, with us. To the carnival with us, yes. Please come with us?

  Jessica : Well, if that's okay with you, Uncle George.

  George Feeny : Well, I think the polite thing would be to extend an invitation for me to join you.

  Eric Matthews : [through his teeth, while smiling]  Mr. Feeny, would you like to come to the carnival with us?

  George Feeny : Oh, thank you so very much for asking but no. I'd rather have gum surgery.