Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Everybody Loves Stuart (1998)

William Daniels: George Feeny

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• George Feeny : How did you know what dormitory Topanga was in?

  Stuart : She told me. She told me she lived in the McCay Dorms. She offered it to me un-prompted. Isn't that right, Topanga?

  Topanga Lawrence : Yes, that's true but that wasn...

  Stuart : Thank you.

  George Feeny : Did you really think it was proper? I mean, I'm talking about simple, human propriety. To be in a young female student's bedroom?

  Stuart : A dorm room. Also serves as a living room, or a TV room or a study. It was not a bedroom when I was in there.

  George Feeny : Stuart! Do you believe as college professor that it's okay to be alone in a dorm room with a young, female student?

  Stuart : The door was open. I even asked her roommate to stay. In fact it was Topanga who shooed Angela away. Isn't that right, Topanga?

  Topanga Lawrence : She was on her way to the student union. I didn't feel the ne...

  Stuart : Thank you. Anymore questions, George?

  George Feeny : Just one. Is it okay if I rip off your head and roll it down the hallway?

• Cory Matthews : He made a move on Topanga. On my fiance. He used his power and authority to take advantage of her and he told me that there was nothing I could do and he was never going to stop. So, I did something. I mean I-I-I realize Dean that this wasn't the smartest thing in the world to do but it was all I could come up with at the time.

  Dean Lila Bolander : Striking a member of this faculty is inexcusable. No matter what the provocation.

  Shawn Hunter : Can I just say something real quick?

  Dean Lila Bolander : Yes?

  Shawn Hunter : Cory, it's okay with me that you hit him.

  Cory Matthews : Thanks, Shawn.

  [to Dean Bolander] 

  Cory Matthews : It's okay with Shawn.

  Dean Lila Bolander : Well, it's not okay with me. According to the bylaws of this university I am bound to expel or suspend any student for striking an educator for any reason whatsoever.

  George Feeny : Dean, I beg you to reconsider this.

  Dean Lila Bolander : George. Sit down. You can't protect them anymore. Cory Matthews, I hereby suspend you from this university for a period of one day.

  Stuart : One day?

  Dean Lila Bolander : You are, however, under probation for the remainder of this term and I will not take kindly to your solving any more problems with anything but words.

  Cory Matthews : No, you don't have to worry about it Dean. Thank you.

  Stuart : Dean, he hit a teacher!

  Dean Lila Bolander : A teacher must be someone a student can trust. The second a teacher uses pressure on a student for any reason whatsoever, other than academic... that trust is destroyed.

  Stuart : Well, there must be some misunderstanding because as a teacher I...

  Dean Lila Bolander : Stuart!

  [points at Mr. Feeny] 

  Dean Lila Bolander : *This* is a teacher Stuart. I'm not sure what you are but you can be certain I'm going to find out.