Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Chick Like Me (1997)
Ben Savage: Cory Matthews
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Quotes
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Gary : This has been a terrific evening, and you are just great. And so, I'm wondering, how is it that someone like you doesn't have a boyfriend?
Shawn Hunter : Well, I haven't really been looking for a boyfriend, 'cause I've just been... going through a lot of changes.
Gary : Listen, anytime you wanna talk, I'm here to listen.
Shawn Hunter : [surprised] Thanks, that's... that's nice, Gary. I gotta have some food.
Gary : Hey, you got it. Waitress!
Cory : [Cory enters dressed as a woman] How you doin', honey?
Shawn Hunter : ...Cory?
Cory : I'm Cora, I'll be your waitress this evening.
Gary : You know, I come here a lot and I've never seen you before.
Cory : Quit hitting on me!
[laughs]
Cory : I'm just kidding! It's my first night. Besides, it looks like you're already taken, cutie!
[winks]
Shawn Hunter : [shakes his head] You're insane...
Cory : May I take your order, baby?
Gary : My usual. A double chili burger and one chocolate milkshake, with two straws.
Shawn Hunter : I'll have the same... and a steak.
[Cory and Gary looks at him]
Shawn Hunter : What?
Cory : [pinches Shawn's cheek] Well, aren't you the veracious little eater!
Gary : Gary:
[puts his arm around Shawn/Veronica]
Gary : So... are you having a good time?
Shawn Hunter : ...A little trouble breathing... you're crowding me a bit.
Gary : Oh, maybe you're just tense? How about I rub your shoulders?
[starts doing so]
Shawn Hunter : You know, I didn't ask you to do that.
Gary : Yeah, but doesn't it feel good?
Shawn Hunter : [shoves Gary away] You're not listening to me.
Gary : Whoa, you're a strong one!
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, I play a little field hockey...
Gary : I knew that, because the first thing I noticed was your legs...
[touches Shawn's leg, which makes Shawn yell and stand up]
Gary : What's the matter?
Shawn Hunter : You just don't listen! You're too busy planning your next move to hear us say no!
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Topanga : So Shawn, how does it feel to wear panty-hose?
Shawn Hunter : Not Shawn.
Cory : No, you're right.
Topanga : Yeah, he needs a girl's name.
Cory : Okay this is easy. How about... Janet.
Shawn Hunter : No no no no. Not Janet.
Cory : What possible difference could it make?
Topanga : Cory!
[turns to Shawn]
Topanga : You've thought about this before, haven't you?
Shawn Hunter : A little.
Topanga : And what name have you thought about?
Shawn Hunter : Well... Veronica.
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Cory : [after Shawn's date with Gary is settled] Shawnie! Way to go!
Topanga : You got the date!
[Shawn is silent and looks worried]
Cory : What?
Shawn Hunter : I've got nothing to wear!
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Shawn Hunter : [plays foosball] Nice block.
Gary : You liked that? Let me show you how I did it.
[moves to stand behind Shawn, running his hands along Shawn's arm down to his hands]
Gary : Now what you need to have...
[places his hands on Shawn's waist]
Gary : ... is a real light touch.
Shawn Hunter : Hey, hey!
[moves to face Gary]
Shawn Hunter : What is wrong with you?
Gary : I'm just showing you how to play the game!
Shawn Hunter : I know how to play the game.
Gary : Yeah, I can tell by the way you're dressed.
Shawn Hunter : I just wanted to look nice.
Gary : [puts his hands on Shawn/Veronica's shoulders] Well, you do.
Shawn Hunter : I said, don't touch me.
Gary : Okay, don't like to be touched.
Shawn Hunter : Did it ever occur to you that I might be a nice girl?
Gary : No, what I thought was that you'd be into guys! Well I guess you're not, I guess you prefer girls.
Shawn Hunter : As a matter of fact, I do.
Gary : ...what?
Shawn Hunter : I said, as a matter of fact...
[punches Gary in the face, making him fall to the ground]
Shawn Hunter : ... I do!
Gary : What was that for?
Shawn Hunter : For every girl I've ever known!
Cory : [to Gary] Uh, please pay at the register, honey. And tipping is not a city in China!
[drops check on Gary, then turns to Shawn, offering his arm]
Cory : Come on honey, we're out of here.
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Cory : Hey, guys.
Alan Matthews : Hi, son. How was your day?
Cory : Fine.
Alan Matthews : What'd you do in school?
Cory : Nothing.
Alan Matthews : Hey, hold on. Wait there. You know, every day, I ask you what did you do, and every day, you tell me nothing. Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean, we both know something happened today, and I want to know what it is.
Cory : I decided to be a girl.
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Shawn Hunter : [Cory comes out dressed as a girl] Okay, bad.
Cory : How bad?
Shawn Hunter : Bad bad.
Cory : I knew it. I look...
[sigh]
Cory : I look fat.
Shawn Hunter : That is the least of your problems, baby.
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Gary : [to Shawn/Veronica] Hi there. I'm Gary.
Cory : Gary, this is Veronica. Veronica... Wasboyski.
Shawn Hunter : Hi!
Gary : You know, I've never seen you before. You're new in school?
Shawn Hunter : Yup, I'm just a whole new person!
Gary : Listen...
[stands beside Shawn/Veronica]
Gary : If you want, I'd be happy to, you know, take you to Chubby's and tell you what teachers to avoid, that kind of stuff... You know, unless your boyfriend already did that.
Cory : Oh no, Gary! This one is definately avaliable!
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Cory : Where are you going?
Shawn Hunter : He touched me!
Cory : Where?
Shawn Hunter : On my knee! It's MY knee, what makes him think it's HIS knee?
Topanga : Maybe you sent him a signal?
Shawn Hunter : The only signal I sent him was stop!
Topanga : Sounds like he didn't listen.
Shawn Hunter : I'm not like that. I'm not! I never will be again.
Cory : Okay well here he comes.
Shawn Hunter : No, no no! I quit!
Cory : You can't, we have an article to finish!
Shawn Hunter : I should have worn a pants suit!
Gary : Look, uh, sorry I got a little... agressive. You know, nobody respects women more than me! You forgive me?
Cory : [speaking as the waitress he pretends to be] Ofcourse she forgives you! You two are just adorable together! Isn't he just delish?
Gary : [to Shawn/Veronica] Tell you what? How about I teach you how to play foosball?
Shawn Hunter : How about I teach you?
[goes ahead]
Gary : [laughs] Yeah right.
Cory : My hosery is bunching!
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Shawn Hunter : Cory, that's your next story.
Cory : What?
Shawn Hunter : To understand what girls are talking about, you experience the world from a girl's point of view, by becoming a girl.
Cory : That's crazy talk.
Shawn Hunter : No, no, no. You dress up like a girl and write about it. *Chick Like Me*. That's meaningful. You're writing a real article, not just some silly column.
Cory : It is not a silly column.
Shawn Hunter : Yes, it is.
Cory : Ok. Mr. Feeny, what happened to this guy Griffin after he wrote his book?
Mr. George Feeny : He sold five million copies and won immediate world renown. Why do you ask, Mr. Matthews?
Cory : Miss Matthews.
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Shawn Hunter : [walking down the hallway at school] Why is everybody staring? What are they looking at?
Cory : Well, Shawn, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but... you're kind of a babe!
Shawn Hunter : Really?
Cory : Yeah! Do you want me to, like... carry your books for you?
