- Eric Matthews: Why won't you make your move?
- George Feeny: Eric, in a world that is not run by savages, there is such a thing as decorum. Now, decorum would suggest that a gentleman allow a lady to resolve an old relationship before he engages her in a new one.
- Eric Matthews: Yes, but, see, you're already in a new relationship! You're in a triangle, Feeny.
- [he makes the shape of a rectangle with his hands]
- Eric Matthews: And take it from somebody who's been in a triangle before, he who hesitates is lost.
- [screams]
- Eric Matthews: Rachel! I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm just like you.
- George Feeny: Oh, dear, I don't want to be like you.