Bottom (TV Series)
Apocalypse (1991)
Mark Arden: Shooting gallery stallholder
Quotes
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Shooting gallery stallholder : How much money have you got in the house?
Richie : None.
Shooting gallery stallholder : What about the £300 I hear you've got safely ensconced on top of the bathroom cabinet?
Eddie : It's not there anymore.
Shooting gallery stallholder : Well then I'll just have to this then.
[Swipes the wad of cash from Eddie]
Shooting gallery stallholder : That should just about cover the £300 they told me in Harley Street it would cost to get my eye fixed. While I'm here, I'll think I'll take that copy of Girly World and all.
[Takes the porn magazine from Eddie]
Richie : A very wise choice sir. Oh, and one more thing.
Shooting gallery stallholder : Yeah?
Richie : Well, since you're here, would you like to kick Eddie in the bollocks?
Shooting gallery stallholder : Don't mind if I do, thank you very much.
Richie : Be my guest.
[Stallholder kicks Eddie in the groin, freeze-frame on Eddie's reaction]