Quotes
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Richie : What was your name again?
Spudgun : Spudgun.
Richie : Spudgun. Why do they call you 'Spudgun'?
Spudgun : Well, give me a potato and I show you why.
Eddie : No, Richie! You dont want to see that.
Richie : Well, why do they call you 'Hedgehog'?
Dave Hedgehog : Give me a hedgehog and I show you why.
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Spudgun : What did Medieval people do before telly?
Dave Hedgehog : Oh, they probably had their tea, didn't they?
Eddie : No, before telly was invented.
Dave Hedgehog : Oh, they had cockfights.
Spudgun : No wonder they all got the plague.
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Richie : So, er, er, mate. Erm, tell me about this road sign, sounds great!
Spudgun : Is it all right to talk, Eddie?
[Eddie nods]
Spudgun : Well, they put up this new road sign which says "Give Way". But, like, the thing is, the old one said "Give Way" as well, so there's no real difference, they're just the same. So, what I was saying was, why did they put up the new one? I mean, everything would have been just the same.
Richie : [takes a moment to realise Spudgun has finished] Oh, oh, oh! Ha ha ha ha ha haa! Fantastic, that's incredible!
