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Richie : Listen, Eddie. I think there's something outside!
Eddie : Yeah, well, there's bound to be something outside, Richie. You can't expect the universe and its entire contents to be contained within the confines of a small canvas tent.
Richie : You're very philosophical for this time of night, Eddie.
Eddie : Yeah, well, I've had half a bottle of Scotch, what'd you expect?
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[while camping in the park]
Richie : Come on, Eddie! We don't need birds! Besides, if we don't do it, we'll lose that bet with Mad Ken Stalin that we can live rough in the country for a week. And we haven't got fifty quid, and I'd rather hang on to my kneecaps if it's all the same with you.
Eddie : A WEEK?
Richie : Ah, er, yes, I... I was hoping to break that to you on a more opportune moment...
Eddie : A BLOODY WEEK?
Richie : Yeah, well I wasn't the one who got drunk and bet him he couldn't stick a dart in his temple! Once he'd done that, he had us over a barrel.
Eddie : But I've only got enough underwear for tonight!
Richie : That's all you've ever had!
Eddie : That's true!
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Richie : [talking about the Wombles] Eddie would it mentally scar you if I told you there were just puppets?
Eddie : Yes it would actually.
Richie : Good
[evil grin]
Richie : . Eddie they were just puppets!
Eddie : [points with the stick] Well what's that then?
Richie : [yells] That Eddie, is a hedgehog.
Richie : No it's not! That is Great Uncle Bulgaria.
Richie : Well the series has taken a sad turn for the worst then because he's running about in the nude.
Eddie : [perverted grin] Cor! The wombles have got x-rated!
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[while camping in the park, Richie has put up a very small tent]
Eddie : Right, well that's the toilet tent. Where do we sleep?
Richie : Oh, hahahahahahaha, look out everybody, I'm about to blow my trousers off in merriment at Eddie's sarcasm!
Eddie : Well, you mean that's the whole tent?
Richie : Eddie, this isn't just a tent. This is a World Ranger Stormbuster 4. You can go anywhere in that.
Eddie : Yeah, and we probably will as soon as the breeze gets up.
Richie : Hey, hey, don't knock it! You'll be glad with this when the bomb drops.
Eddie : What? You think that's gonna withstand a twenty megaton nuclear blast?
Richie : Well, you'll be sleeping in it tonight, so we'll find out, won't we?
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Richie : Oh, this is great, isn't it?
Eddie : What?
Richie : [Gestures around him] This.
Eddie : No.
Richie : You poor, sad, deformed, urban pustule. This is real life. Nature, struggle, destiny, where's your romance?
Eddie : Well, she works in SKetchley on a Saturday afternoon, I should be going out with her tonight.
[Check his watch]
Eddie : That's a point, if I nip off now, I can just get to the chemist before they shut.
Richie : You stay where you are, Judas! Where's your sense of adventure?
Eddie : Ah now, she's in Chiswick!
Richie : No, I mean, where's your spunk? No! No! Let's avoid that line of questioning, shall we?