Boston Legal (TV Series)

The Cancer Man Can (2006)

James Spader: Alan Shore

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : Jerry... you know I have tremendous a affection for my own intelligence, and even I think you are smarter than me.

  Jerry Espenson : Oh, I am.

• [Regarding a nervous habit of a colleague] 

  Alan Shore : A peccadillo, to be sure. We all have them.

  Denny Crane : I don't have any peccadilloes.

  Alan Shore : What's your name, Denny?

  Denny Crane : Denny Crane.

• Alan Shore : [glancing at a photo Denny Crane just received on his phone]  She's very limber for a woman her age.

  Denny Crane : Alan... I'd like to be alone with my phone... just, eh, 15 minutes.

• Shirley Schmidt : Mr. Shore, we appreciate your input, but you are not a partner.

  Alan Shore : Yes, but that's only because I can't be trusted.