Boston Legal (TV Series)

Schmidt Happens (2005)

Fiona Hale: Mrs. Ferrion

Quotes 

• Bernard Ferrion : Mom? Mom? It's me... Bernard.

  Mrs. Ferrion : Bernard.

  Bernard Ferrion : The doctors say you're gonna be just fine. You just need to rest, Mother.

  Mrs. Ferrion : My Bernard.

  [to Dr. Kohler] 

  Mrs. Ferrion : He hit me on the head.

  [Dr. Kohler looks up suddenly from Mrs. Ferrion's chart] 

  Mrs. Ferrion : I think with a skillet.

  Bernard Ferrion : [scoffs]  Ma! What are you talking about? You fell.

  Mrs. Ferrion : You tried to kill me.

  Alan Shore : She's a Chatty Cathy!