Boston Legal (TV Series)

'Til We Meat Again (2005)

James Spader: Alan Shore

Quotes 

• Paul Lewiston : There's no opportunity to plead this out?

  Alan Shore : Only if I plead guilty which is, of course, unacceptable. I have to worry about a three strikes law since I plan to commit future crimes.

• Alan Shore : If I had a nickel for every time you've threatened to fire me, Paul, I could simply retire.