The following is a completely fictional work of satire. Any similarities with actual rappers is totally, completely, coincidental. Also, I ain't dissin' nobody's city, or region, or...whatever geographic affiliation you got. I love everybody. Seriously. I really don't want any of you niggas running up on me at the club. I don't have no crew, and they don't pay me enough to hire bodyguards. I know how y'all niggas do. It's just jokes, man. Dictated. Not read. The management.