The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Itis (2006)

Regina King: Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman

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Quotes 

• Huey : Don't you know CPR?

  Lawyer : I'm a lawyer, we don't help people!

• Riley Freeman : Ewww, Mrs. Dubois, your peach cobbler look like throw-up.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Boy!

  Riley Freeman : It do! Look! It look like throw up with peas in it. Mrs. Dubois you been eatin' peas?

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Boy, come here what wrong with you?

  Riley Freeman : What's wrong with *me*? What's wrong with *her*? She the one that brought vomit over here in a tupperware container.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : That is not vomit. It just looks like vomit. Now apologize to Mrs. Dubois.

  Riley Freeman : Fine. Mrs. Dubois I'm sorry your peach cobbler looks like vomit with peas.

• Huey : Granddad, you can't serve this kinda food to people. It'll cause... death.

• Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Do you know how long I wanted to own my own restaurant?

  Huey Freeman : Three weeks. At Sunday dinner, that was the first time you mentioned it. And you only started doin' the stupid Sunday dinner thing because you saw Soul Food on cable.

  [Bell sounds] 

  Huey Freeman : We're gonna pause this for the benefit of all ya'll that never saw Soul Food. Soul Food is a movie about a big, humongous, black grandmother, aptly named Big Mama. Big Mama demonstrates her love by feeding herself and her offspring enormous amounts of pig lard. Then - get this - Big Mama's arteries are so clogged, they gotta amputate her arm.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : It was her leg!

  Huey Freeman : Right, OK, whatever, leg. Then, she dies from a heart attack or another stroke or somethin'. And what does the family do after she dies? They get together for a Sunday dinner and eat the same food that just killed Big Mama. The *same* food. They didn't learn a lesson, nobody went on a diet, and that's the end of the movie.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Sunday dinners was my idea! They got that from me.

• Huey : [after Riley has passed out from eating Granddad's "Luther Burger"]  Do CPR!

  Granddad : [shouts]  Riley, wake up!

  Huey : Yeah, I'm not sure yelling at him is going to help, Granddad. How do you not know CPR?

  Granddad : I tried to learn CPR, but they wouldn't let me... because I was Black.

  Huey : What?

  Granddad : Oh, sure, nowadays y'all can just run around and learn CPR whenever y'all want to. Just go around savin' lives, resuscitatin' each other willy-nilly. But when I was a young man, it used to be against the law to teach colored folks CPR, OK!

  Huey : Man, that's not true!

• Riley : [after eating The Luther]  Whoa. This is what crack must feel like.

• Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : I present to you The Luther. A full pound of burger patty covered in cheese, grilled onions, five strips of bacon, all sandwiched between...

  Riley : Two donuts!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Two *Krispy Kreme* donuts.

• Tom Dubois : Hey, do I smell pork flavored broccoli?

  Sarah Dubois : Hey everyone!

  [singy-song] 

  Sarah Dubois : I brought peach cobbler!

  Riley Freeman : Ewww! Mrs. Dubois your peach cobbler look like throw up!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : BOY!

  Riley Freeman : It do, look! It look like throw-up with peas in it! Mrs. Dubois you've been eating peas?

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : [grabs Riley by the arm]  Boy come here! What is wrong with you!

  Riley Freeman : What's wrong with me? What's wrong with her? She is the one who brought vomit in the container

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : That is not vomit! It just looks like vomit! Now apologize to Mrs. Dubois

  Sarah Dubois : [offended]  Uh, it's ok! Really!

  Riley Freeman : Fine, Mrs. Dubois I'm sorry your peach cobbler looks like vomit with peas!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : DAMN IT BOY!

  Sarah Dubois : Guys please, I mean you don't have to!

  Riley Freeman : I don't care if you beat me Granddad I won't eat it! That is DISGUSTING!

  [Sarah looks offended] 

  Riley Freeman : It's completely uncalled for

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : You will eat it, if I have to hold you down and shove it down your throat!

  Sarah Dubois : Really I didn't mean for it to be.

  Riley Freeman : I know what your trying to do! You're trying to kill me! I HATE YOU!

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : [chases Riley and proceeds to beat him offscreen while the Dubois and Huey look]  You are gonna get it!

  Riley Freeman : I don't wanna eat the cobbler! I DON'T WANNA EAT THE COBBLER!