The Boondocks (TV Series)

Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner (2005)

John Witherspoon: Robert 'Granddad' Freeman

Quotes 

• Cristal : [after watching Granddad give his belt to a woman so she could beat her unruly child]  Not many men would stop to help a woman in need.

  Granddad : Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten.

• Granddad : Hold on there, Slickback.

  A Pimp Named Slickback : No, it's A Pimp Named Slickback.

  Granddad : That's what I said. Slickback.

  A Pimp Named Slickback : No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"!

  Granddad : Can't I just call you "Slickback" for short?

  A Pimp Named Slickback : No, nigga! It's "A Pimp Named Slickback!"

  Granddad : Cristal, who is this person?

  A Pimp Named Slickback : Nigga, are you deaf? I'm A Pimp Named Slickback! Say it with me now!

• Huey : Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?

  Granddad : Because I laid my game down quite flat.

  Riley : Game? What you know about the game, Granddad?

  Granddad : I know the game.

  Riley : Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.

  Riley : I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.

  Riley : Game recognize game, Granddad.

  Granddad : I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game!

  Riley : Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now. I - I can't... Where's Granddad? Can I help you, sir?

• Granddad : You ain't gon' hit no woman in my house.

  A Pimp Named Slickback : What woman, sir? This here's a ho.