The Boondocks (TV Series)

A Huey Freeman Christmas (2005)

Gabby Soleil: Jazmine Dubois

Quotes 

• Jazmine Dubois : Nowadays people think HO HO HO means Nicole Richie standing next to the Hilton Sisters! But that ain't no HO HO HO! I'm talking about the REAL HO HO HO!!!

• Jazmine Dubois : [preaching in her dream]  Nowadays people think ho, ho, ho is the Hilton sisters standing next to Nicole Richie!

• Jazmine Dubois : Why doesn't the real Santa come?

  Riley : 'Cause there ain't no real Santa.

  [walks away] 

  Riley : [Jazmine falls to her knees and cries] 

  Uncle Ruckus : No Santy Claus? Well, I'd expect a heathen nigglet like Riley to say somethin' like that. But Jazmine, I'm surprised at you! Bein' a mule-atto and all, you s'posed to have more sense.

• Jazmine Dubois : Christmas is about how Santa died for our gifts and rose from the dead and moved to the north pole. And because of that, every year, Santa comes down to forgive us our sins and give us eternal presents.

  Riley : Man, Santa deez nuts!