The Boondocks (TV Series)

A Huey Freeman Christmas (2005)

Regina King: Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman

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• Riley : Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that. Dear Santa, you are a bitch *ass* nigga. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe. Sincerely yours, The Santa Stalker.

• Mr. Uberwitz : I would really love to see your vision.

  Huey : Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside-down, tear asunder your illusions and the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Ask yourself... are you really ready to see that vision?

• Riley : Yeah, that's yo ass, Santa! I'm coming fo that ass!

• Kid : We were just having a little fun.

  Huey : Fun? Do I look like Charlie Brown?...Do I *look* like Charlie Brown? You know what? All of y'all are fired! Get out!

  Kid : What? Awww, c'mon.

  Huey : Did I stutter?

  [Kids groan and then look to Quincy Jones for help] 

  Quincy Jones : [shrugs]  Hey, don't be looking at me.

  Huey : Don't look at Quincy Jones! Quincy Jones ain't gonna help you! Get your asses out! *Now*!

• Huey Freeman : They gon' fire you.

  Mr. Uberwitz : For what?

  Huey Freeman : For being an irresponsible white person.

• Jazmine Dubois : Why doesn't the real Santa come?

  Riley : 'Cause there ain't no real Santa.

  [walks away] 

  Riley : [Jazmine falls to her knees and cries] 

  Uncle Ruckus : No Santy Claus? Well, I'd expect a heathen nigglet like Riley to say somethin' like that. But Jazmine, I'm surprised at you! Bein' a mule-atto and all, you s'posed to have more sense.

• Huey : I just told you the whole history of Christmas.

  Granddad : But it was boooorrrrinnggg, Huey. You're just blah, blah, gay sex, blah, blah, Congress!

• Jazmine Dubois : Christmas is about how Santa died for our gifts and rose from the dead and moved to the north pole. And because of that, every year, Santa comes down to forgive us our sins and give us eternal presents.

  Riley : Man, Santa deez nuts!

• Riley : I heard you work for Santa. I got a message for him. Tell him Riley said, "I'll be waitin' for his ass next Christmas." And that nigga better pay what he owe!