Bob Patterson (TV Series)
Pilot (2001)
Jason Alexander: Bob Patterson
Quotes
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Bob Patterson : Look at that, would-would you look at that?
Landau : What's wrong? I'm seeing magic. Magic is happening.
[looking at a video of Bob and John Tesh on a beach together talking]
Bob Patterson : Would you look at the two of us together? It's like John Tesh took his nephew to the beach!
Landau : Fine, if it bothers you I'll talk to the production guy; there's tricks they can do.
Bob Patterson : Tricks? Wha-what kind of tricks?
Landau : Tricks! I don't know, you saw "The Matrix."
Bob Patterson : "The Matrix"? I don't want to jump over Tesh; I just don't wanna look like I'm giving him a Lewinski.
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Janet : Forget about Paolo. That part of my life is over. I don't need that kind of unbridled sexual experimentation anymore. I've gotten to a special place. I am no longer having sex.
Bob Patterson : That's not so special. I live in that place.
Janet : Oh, Bob, I mean by choice. I am celibate.
Bob Patterson : You're celibate? So, you came back here to not have sex? Yay for me.
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Maria : Mister Patterson, can I speak to you for a moment?
Bob Patterson : Maria, it-it-it's not the best time...
Maria : Oh, look, I got water all over the front of my shirt.
[rubbing it]
Bob Patterson : Maybe just for a minute.