- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Emily, what happened to all of the bourbon?
- Emily Hartley: Oh, I put it in the chicken.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [to his friend] Would you like a glass of chicken, Howard?
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did flying have anything to do with the fact you chose Gary, Indiana?
- Howard Borden: Oh, please. Let's not talk about flying. I just got back from Los Angeles. It was the hairiest flight I ever had. First time the *pilot* ever got sick.