Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Howard?
Howard Borden: Yeah Bob?
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Asking if he's predictable] Would you call me a fuddy-duddy?
Howard Borden: Okay... you're a fuddy-duddy! Ha-ha-ha!
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: No ,Howard... do you think I have trouble dealing with changes?
Howard Borden: I mean ,I know I have a lot of changes going on in my life right now ,the are a lot of changes going on in the world. You know ,cities change & values change. The whole universe is expanding.
Howard Borden: You think that's bad? They've got a new emcee
[M.C]
Howard Borden: on 'Bowling For Bucks'.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Sounding concerend] They keep going.
Howard Borden: Take things in stride Bob. Go with the flow ,go with the flow.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Nodding in agreement,shrugs] Go with the flow.
Emily Hartley: [Door buzzer rings ,Emily comes out] I'll get it ,must be the pizza.
[Gets money from Bob]
Emily Hartley: Honey? Ah... thank you.
[Pays man]
Emily Hartley: Oh ,thank you... keep the change.
Howard Borden: [Overjoyed and eager to eat] OH BOY! PIZZA! PIZZA! OH BOY ,OH...
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Gives command ,as if to a dog] No! You,heel! Heel Howard!
Emily Hartley: Well ,here we are gentlemen ,one #7 pizza!
Howard Borden: [Still very happy] #7! That's my favorite pizza in the whole wide world!
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Looks at pizza] That isn't #7 ,it's got anchovies on it!
Emily Hartley: [Reading paper flyer on box] Well ,they've got a new menu. They have anchovies on #7 now.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Disgusted] I hate anchovies!
Howard Borden: [Calm ,then very upset] They changed my favorite pizza.
[pause ,then odd yell]
Howard Borden: Aaaah!
[Stumbles around]
Howard Borden: I can't breathe ,open a window! I'm getting vapors,I'm getting vapors! I'm getting hives! I'LL SUE ITALY!
[Leaving out the apt. door]
Howard Borden: AAAaahh!
Emily Hartley: [Bewildered by Howard's reaction] What 'is' the matter with him?
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Calmly] Emily, you have just seen a man go with the flow.