Black Books (TV Series)

The Big Lock-Out (2000)

Bill Bailey: Manny

Quotes 

• [the shop has been robbed] 

  Bernard : So, what did you tell them? They got in through the back?

  Manny : Yeah.

  Bernard : Yeah, it wouldn't do to let them know that we went out and you left the front door open, would it?

  Manny : Yeah, well, what sort of world is it that you can't go away and leave the front door open without getting robbed?

  Bernard : It's this sort of world, Gandalf!

• Manny : That was the last film you went to see? 'Planet of the Apes'?

  Bernard : Yeah. Amazing effects, you know. You really believed that monkeys could have meetings.

• Security Man : This is a really good security system. You know the CIA?

  Manny : Yeah.

  Security Man : Well, they don't use this stuff. They've probably got something a lot better.

• Manny : Do you think I should wash my beard?

  Bernard : I think you should wash it, yeah. Then shave it off... nail it to a frisbee... and fling it over a rainbow.

• Manny : I ate all your bees.

• Manny : Do you think I should wash my beard?

  Bernard : I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.