Blackadder (TV Series)
The Queen of Spain's Beard (1983)
Rowan Atkinson: Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh
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Quotes
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Baldrick : My Lord...
Prince Edmund : What?
Baldrick : I also have a plan.
Prince Edmund : Yes?
Baldrick : Why not make her think you prefer the company of men?
Prince Edmund : But I do, Baldrick, I do!
Baldrick : No, no, My Lord. I mean, erm, the, er, *intimate* company of men...?
Prince Edmund : You don't mean... like the Earle of Doncaster...?
Baldrick : I mean just like the Earle of Doncaster.
Prince Edmund : That great radish? That steaming great left-footer? The Earle of Doncaster, Baldrick, has been riding side-saddle since he was seventeen.
Baldrick : Mm! And who would want to marry the Earle of Doncaster?
Prince Edmund : Well, no-one wou -
[realises]
Prince Edmund : Brilliant! Of course! No-one would marry the Earle of Doncaster!... except, perhaps, the Duke of Beaufort.
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Baldrick : [as Edmund and Percy are dressing him up to sneak into the Infanta's room] Please my lord, I beg you to reconsider...
Prince Edmund : Baldrick, if there was any other way, you know I'd take it!
Baldrick : But I'll die in there!
[meaning the room that Infanta is in]
Prince Edmund : Don't worry. We'll give you a hero's funeral, bury you at sea, say you died in combat, with an enemy vessel.
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Prince Edmund : So let me get this straight. You're saying that something which you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else which you have never seen?
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Prince Edmund : My God! In twenty four hours I'll be married to a walrus!
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Prince Edmund : [reading to Princess Leia] "And so it came to pass that the big bear had to leave all his friends, and go to live in a land far away where the elves and faries would look after him until the day that he died."
[Edmund closes the book, Princess Leia yawns]
Princess Leia of Hungary : Oh that was lovely Edmund. What a happy story.
[Edmund looks unhappy]
Princess Leia of Hungary : Isn't it time to put the light out?
Prince Edmund : Yes my dear, I think it is. It must be at least... six o' clock.
[Edmund blows the candle out and the credits roll]
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Prince Edmund : As my tutor, old bubble face, used to say: "make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."
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Infanta Maria Escalosa of Spain : Mi Amor! Mi Amor!
[Starts kissing Blackadder]
The Queen : Look at the two love birds!
Prince Edmund : One love bird and one love elephant.
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King Richard IV : [clapping his hands] Where is she? Where is she? Where is Princess Leia?
[Edmund eyes the four beautiful ladies in the room and waits patiently. Princess Leia enters]
King Richard IV : Ah, good. Good!
[to Edmund, who is surprised to see that Princess Leia is a child]
King Richard IV : Husband, meet your new wife.
Princess Leia of Hungary : [very pleased] Hello Edmund.
Prince Edmund : [looking displeased] Hello.
Princess Leia of Hungary : [suddenly looking displeased] Are we getting married now?
Prince Edmund : [slightly happier] Yes. Yes, I believe we are.
Princess Leia of Hungary : Come on then.
[Princess Leia takes Edmund's hand]
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[last lines]
Princess Leia of Hungary : Can I have a drink of water please?
Prince Edmund : [almost whispering] Yes, yes, yes! All right!
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Harry, Prince of Wales : I wanted to have a word with you about my speech at the wedding feast. I thought perhaps I'd go for a fruit motif.
Prince Edmund : Yes...?
Harry, Prince of Wales : Something like, er, "It is with extrawberry pleasure that we welcome you, er, may you be the apple of your husband's eye, and may he, in turn, cherries you..." - 'Cherish', you see - "... even though it's an oranged marriage." Good, eh?
Prince Edmund : Brilliant. Quite, quite brilliant.
Harry, Prince of Wales : Yes, I thought it was rather good. I'm hoping to squeeze in a 'banana' by the end of the day.