Blackadder (TV Series)

The Archbishop (1983)

Tony Robinson: Brother Baldrick

Quotes 

• Prince Edmund : Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?

  Baldrick : I dunno, my lord. But it can't have been worse than what they used to do to each other.

• Baldrick : [Baldrick is showing Blackadder items that he says were made by Jesus as a carpenter, he holds up an unfinished item]  Oh, I haven't finished this one yet.

• Prince Edmund : [after hearing the possible money-making schemes of being archbishop]  Selling the sexual favours of Nuns? Some people actually pay for them?

  Baldrick : Foreign business men, other nuns, yes.

• Prince Edmund : [they are discussing pardons to be sold by the Church]  And who's that one signed by?

  Baldrick : Eh, both Popes.

  [hinting that it is fake]