Bewitched (TV Series)
Which Witch Is Which? (1965)
Ron Randell: Bob Frazer
Quotes
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Bob Frazer : [referring to Mrs. Kravitz] Is she a friend of yours?
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] I hope not.
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Endora : [disguised as Samantha, to Robert Frazer after reading his book on "Helen On Troy"] Of course, Helen was nothing like that. She had a face that would've sunk ships, not launched them. And knock-kneed.
Bob Frazer : You must've loved studying history?
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] Living it was more fun.
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Bob Frazer : How is old Dad?
Endora : [Disguised as Samantha] His watch works, otherwise he's a little rusty.
Bob Frazer : Crude too, I bet. Probably offered to buy you a drink right off.
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Bob Frazer : You're under arrest for not reading my latest novel.
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Bob Frazer : I'm so glad you're not one of these women who dress for other women.
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Endora : [Disguised as Samantha] You're a writer?
Bob Frazer : You sound like my publisher.
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Bob Frazer : I write historical romances which the clever public ignores.
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Bob Frazer : How are you on the Borgias?
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] The things I could tell you about Lucrezia.
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Bob Frazer : You have wonderful hands, Samantha.
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] Hmm!
Bob Frazer : And the longest lifeline I've ever seen.
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] It runs in the family. You should see my mother's.
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Bob Frazer : You combine the wisdom of the ages with all that's modern and swinging.
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] If you're ever up against it, Bobby, you can always write fortune cookies.
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Bob Frazer : Now, don't blame me. My cookie said to be more affectionate.
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] Mine says, "Beware of chance meetings."
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Bob Frazer : Say, what's the matter, honey? Did you get out of bed on the wrong side?
Samantha Stephens : Which side of the bed I get out on is nobody's business but my husband's.
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Bob Frazer : Look me in the eyes and tell me that Darrin Stephens is the most wonderful man in the world.
Endora : [disguised as Samantha] Please! Not while I'm eating.
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Bob Frazer : When you arrange a double date, you really arrange a double date.