- [last lines]
- Darrin Stephens: You're still angry, aren't you?
- Samantha Stephens: Why would you say that?
- Darrin Stephens: All right, you're surrounded. Throw down your magic, and come out with your hands up.
- Liza Randall: You're very sweet and I'll try not to keep your husband for too long.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh well I appreciate that.
- Liza Randall: You know I think creative advertising is among the more fascinating avocations in the world today.
- Darrin Stephens: Yes. I suppose it is.
- Liza Randall: And I never expected that anyone who is so successful in that field would be, well, as young as you, Mr. Stephens.
- Darrin Stephens: Well, I'm not that young, Miss Randall, although most men in my position are a bit older I guess.
- Samantha Stephens: Baloney.
- Darrin Stephens: Hmm?
- Samantha Stephens: [Serving snacks] And there's some corned beef and liverwurst and some of that wonderful smelly cheese, too. My husband's simply crazy about that.
- Darrin Stephens: Who is it?
- Samantha Stephens: Typical American school kid with freckles, silk stockings and three inch french heels.
- Darrin Stephens: Liza?
- Samantha Stephens: Well, it ain't Huckleberry Finn.
- Darrin Stephens: Honey, why didn't you ask her to come in? Come on in, Liza.
- Liza Randall: Good morning, Darrin.
- Darrin Stephens: Good morning. Sit down, make yourself comfortable.
- Liza Randall: [Sits down and boldly crosses legs] Thank you. Don't let me rush you. I'm ready anytime you are.
- Darrin Stephens: Yes, uh, would you care for some coffee?
- Liza Randall: [Smiling] No thank you.
- Darrin Stephens: I'll be right with you as soon as I finish my legs - EGGS.
- Liza Randall: After all, your wife's been nice enough to lend you to me for a whole day.
- Samantha Stephens: Yes, of course. Why don't you two get started? I mean you want to get home before dark.
- Darrin Stephens: [Gasping] What's in that drink?
- Liza Randall: Root beer?
- Darrin Stephens: Root beer and what?
- Liza Randall: Scotch.
- Darrin Stephens: Now listen to me, young lady. There's been enough of this nonsense.
- Liza Randall: Oh we haven't done a thing.
- Darrin Stephens: We have done all we're going to.
- Liza Randall: [causes Darrin to lose his balance and both fall onto couch, with Liza landing on top] Oh look out!
- Darrin Stephens: [Larry and a client enter Darrin's office and are shocked] Hi, Larry.
- Mr. Austen: I think we are intruding!
- Larry Tate: Uh, I don't think so. Uh, Mr. JOHNSON, have you seen Darrin Stephens this morning?
- Darrin Stephens: No I haven't, but when I do I'll certainly tell him you were looking for him.
- Larry Tate: Thank you.
- [addressing Liza]
- Larry Tate: Nice to see again, MRS. Johnson!
- Darrin Stephens: All right, let's go.
- [both stand up to leave]
- Liza Randall: Isn't that cute? He 'married' us.
- [first lines]
- Darrin Stephens: Enough is enough. It's about time I paid some attention to you.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, don't worry about me. I'm practicing my button-sewing. Getting pretty good too, see?
- Liza Randall: One thing I'm dying to know is where you got that idea for that wonderful Caldwell's Soup campaign. "The only thing that will ever come between us." It's an inspired slogan.
- Darrin Stephens: Well, how did you know that was mine?
- Liza Randall: I've made quite a study of you, Mr. Stephens.
- Samantha Stephens: Would you like another stack of pancakes, Monster?
- Marvin Grogan: No, thank you, Mrs. Stephens. Eight or nine stacks are about all I can go. I ate all your sausage and bacon too. I got a lot of hostility I guess.
- Samantha Stephens: Well, I'd rather you attack my icebox than my husband anytime.