- Traffic Policeman: I've got two enemies who are trying to destroy my natural good nature: My Sergeant by day and my wife by night.
- Endora: Oh, darling. Don't let a little thing like that bother you. You know how men are with their secretaries.
- Samantha Stephens: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick!
- Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.
- Endora: [to Samantha, as she looks at herself in a mirror] Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most gullible of all.
- Samantha Stephens: Mother. What do you mean, gullible?
- Endora: You're getting more and more human everyday, Samantha.
- Samantha Stephens: Thank you.
- [last lines]
- Darrin Stephens: As I was saying, your mother is an irritating, meddling, nasty...
- [Endora disappears]
- Darrin Stephens: Well, I guess I told her.
- Samantha Stephens: Guess you did.