- Samantha Stephens: I've never seen mother quite so upset before.
- Darrin Stephens: She'll get over it.
- Samantha Stephens: I wouldn't make any bets on that.
- Darrin Stephens: Aw, what can she do to me?
- Samantha Stephens: The possibilities are endless.
- Darrin Stephens: Endless?
- Samantha Stephens: Let me put it this way, Mother's bark is a lot worse than her bite.