Bewitched (TV Series)

Samantha for the Defense (1966)

Fredd Wayne: Benjamin Franklin

Quotes 

• Judge : Mr. Franklin, this jury has found you not guilty. A judgment in which the court concurs. You are free to go but I would like to ask you one question. Do you intend to continue being Benjamin Franklin?

  Benjamin Franklin : Your honor, I believe that a man's wisdom, if he have any, should be left to future generations to measure against their own circumstances. If a man lives beyond his time and attempts to impose old notions upon new generations he puts himself in very grave danger of loosing any claim to wisdom at all. Therefore, your honor, although I shall continue to be Benjamin Franklin, for I can do no other, I shall no longer be that untimely gentleman in your gracious company. Good day sir.

  Judge : Well, if he isn't, he ought to be. Court's adjourned.

• Samantha Stephens : Samantha Stephens

  [discussing their chances in court with Benjamin Franklin] 

  Samantha Stephens : "I wish you were a little more optimistic."

  Benjamin Franklin : Ben Franklin: "It has been my experience, madam, that optimists only expect the best to happen and are, therefore, constantly disappointed. I, however, always prepare myself for the worst and am, therefore, pleasantly surprised!"

• Samantha Stephens : Darrin, sh-shouldn't we get Mr. Franklin a lawyer?

  Darrin Stephens : Honey, we can't! What can we tell him? Mr. Franklin, couldn't you defend yourself?

  Benjamin Franklin : Now that might be unwise, sir. The man who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer, and a jackass for a client.

• Samantha Stephens : Your Honor, may I ask a question?

  Judge : If it's relevant.

  Samantha Stephens : How can a District Attorney accuse Mr. Franklin of stealing his own property?

  Chuck Hawkins : He hasn't proved yet he IS Benjamin Franklin.

  Benjamin Franklin : And you sir have not proved that I am not.