Bewitched (TV Series)

Open the Door, Witchcraft (1965)

Dick York: Darrin Stephens

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• Darrin Stephens : I want you to put your nose out to pasture.

• Samantha Stephens : This is your vacation. You've earned it and deserve the best. I have spoken.

  Darrin Stephens : Like a true and loving wife.

  Samantha Stephens : Which, by an odd coincidence, I just happen to be.

  Darrin Stephens : Best odd coincidence I ever heard of.

• Abner Kravitz : I wanted to ask you about your door.

  Darrin Stephens : Our door?

  Abner Kravitz : Pretty nice. I've been thinking of getting one too. You recommend it?

  Darrin Stephens : Why, no house should be without one.

  Abner Kravitz : Wait a minute. I'm not talking about this door. I was talking about your garage door.

• Samantha Stephens : Well, it keeps opening and closing... opening and closing all by itself. At first, I thought Mother was responsible... but she swears she isn't. Then I thought it might be the kids in the neighbourhood fooling around... so I watched, but no kids.

  Darrin Stephens : No kids, huh?

  Samantha Stephens : No. They were all in school. Really, Darrin, it's strange. There was nobody around... nobody around for miles.

  Darrin Stephens : And the door kept opening and closing all by itself, huh?

  Samantha Stephens : Exactly. It's eerie. It gives me the creeps.

• Darrin Stephens : That was a nice touch about your mother. And I like the bit about the kids too. It gave it a note of reality.

• Darrin Stephens : As a matter of fact, I'm not suggesting, requesting, not even putting in a plea. I am commanding. Calmly, but commanding. No more witchcraft. No matter how tempted or provoked you may be.

  Samantha Stephens : You mean like now.

  Darrin Stephens : That's right. Even like now.

• Samantha Stephens : If you don't listen to me, we're going to have a fight.

  Darrin Stephens : If you don't do as I ask, we're going to have a war.

• Samantha Stephens : What's the matter?

  Darrin Stephens : It's... Nothing the matter. It's out of kilter or something. I'll let it rest for a minute.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, by all means. We wouldn't want to tire it out.

• Darrin Stephens : Go ahead.

  Samantha Stephens : Go ahead what?

  Darrin Stephens : You know. Open the door.

  Samantha Stephens : You're kidding.

  Darrin Stephens : Do I look like I'm kidding?

  Samantha Stephens : You made me swear. My solemn oath. My vow.

  Darrin Stephens : But this is an emergency.

  Samantha Stephens : You said "under no conditions," and I quote.

  Darrin Stephens : I'm glad you remember, sweetheart, but...

  Samantha Stephens : Under no circumstances.

  Darrin Stephens : Well, that's right. And that's what I meant. But under no ordinary circumstances... and these are certainly not ordinary circumstances. So I uncommand you.

  Samantha Stephens : You can't do that. It can't be "no" one minute and "yes" the next. If I give my word, and I gave my word... it's a matter of principle.

  Darrin Stephens : It is indeed a matter of principle. And I, your husband, am asking you, my wife, to open that door.Thank you. Thank you very much.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin. I didn't touch that door, honestly.

  Darrin Stephens : Of course you didn't, but thank you anyway.

• Darrin Stephens : Don't be angry. What's there to be angry about?

  Samantha Stephens : You don't believe me. That's plenty to get angry about.

  Darrin Stephens : I believe you. If you're gonna get this angry, I believe you.