Bewitched (TV Series)
Mother, Meet What's His Name (1964)
George Tobias: Abner Kravitz
Quotes
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Abner Kravitz : You want me to call the doctor, Gladys?
Gladys Kravitz : No, it wouldn't do any good.
Abner Kravitz : Why not?
Gladys Kravitz : Because he doesn't believe me either.
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Gladys Kravitz : The phone was not connected. May I never get off this couch again if the phone was connected!
Abner Kravitz : Gladys, don't get excited. You'll melt the cubes too fast.
Gladys Kravitz : You think I'm cuckoo, don't ya?
Abner Kravitz : Gladys, you called me about two kids who were tied up in a bedroom.
Gladys Kravitz : Three kids! Three kids were tied up.
Abner Kravitz : Don't yell, Gladys.
Gladys Kravitz : If two kids were tied up, I wouldn't have had to call you. Don't you understand?
Abner Kravitz : Sure, Gladys.
Gladys Kravitz : Then you believe me that when I called you, the phone was not connected?