Bewitched (TV Series)

Mother, Meet What's His Name (1964)

Alice Pearce: Gladys Kravitz

Quotes 

• Abner Kravitz : You want me to call the doctor, Gladys?

  Gladys Kravitz : No, it wouldn't do any good.

  Abner Kravitz : Why not?

  Gladys Kravitz : Because he doesn't believe me either.

• Gladys Kravitz : Nobody asks me. They just say: "Gladys, go sit down in front of a cement mixer".

• Gladys Kravitz : How do you suppose all three of them got tied up?

  Shirley Clyde : Boys will be boys.

  Gladys Kravitz : But if two are tied up, who ties up the third?

• Gladys Kravitz : It wouldn't surprise me if none of us were ever seen again.

• June Foster : Shirley and I are leading picketing teams, and Gladys will stand by in case someone has to sit down in front of the cement mixer.

  Gladys Kravitz : Me? Why me?

  Shirley Clyde : We voted.

  Gladys Kravitz : Nobody told me.

  June Foster : It was a secret ballot.

• Gladys Kravitz : The phone was not connected. May I never get off this couch again if the phone was connected!

  Abner Kravitz : Gladys, don't get excited. You'll melt the cubes too fast.

  Gladys Kravitz : You think I'm cuckoo, don't ya?

  Abner Kravitz : Gladys, you called me about two kids who were tied up in a bedroom.

  Gladys Kravitz : Three kids! Three kids were tied up.

  Abner Kravitz : Don't yell, Gladys.

  Gladys Kravitz : If two kids were tied up, I wouldn't have had to call you. Don't you understand?

  Abner Kravitz : Sure, Gladys.

  Gladys Kravitz : Then you believe me that when I called you, the phone was not connected?

• Gladys Kravitz : Go ahead. Say anything you want. Insult me. Call me cuckoo. Kill me. I don't mind. And you know why, sweetheart? Because I know this is all a dream.