Bewitched (TV Series)
Long Live the Queen (1967)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
Quotes
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Endora : Samantha! It's almost midnight and the transformees will be arriving! You should be getting into your robes!
Samantha Stephens : I thought I heard a car.
Endora : Look, if he comes back, he comes back. If he doesn't, we'll open a bottle of champagne.
[Samantha rolls her eyes and walks away]
Endora : Well, I thought that was rather a good idea.
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Samantha Stephens : Oh, Darrin, I'm sorry.
Darrin Stephens : Sam, I want you to abdicate.
Samantha Stephens : What?
Darrin Stephens : I want you to quit!
Samantha Stephens : But I can't, I just took the oath of office!
Darrin Stephens : Okay, you said you couldn't refuse the crown, okay! You've been queen for a day, that's enough!
Samantha Stephens : No it isn't.
Darrin Stephens : I say it is!
Samantha Stephens : I have to serve for at least a year.
Darrin Stephens : You didn't tell me that!
Samantha Stephens : I didn't? Oh... well I, uh, uh, um, um, well I guess you didn't ask. Oh now, Darrin, please b-be reasonable. A year isn't very long. You'll see how quickly it'll pass, then I'll quit.
Darrin Stephens : In that case, call me in about a year! I'll be at Joe's!
Samantha Stephens : Joe's?
Darrin Stephens : Joe's Bar & Grill!