Bewitched (TV Series)
I, Darrin, Take This Witch, Samantha (1964)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : You're a what?
Samantha : I'm a witch!
Darrin Stephens : That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Samantha : Now! I am a witch. A real broom-riding, house-haunting, cauldron-stirring witch.
Darrin Stephens : It MUST be the champagne. Now, darling, it's been a hectic day for both of us. This getting married is tougher than it looks.
Samantha : Would I say I am a witch if I'm not?
Darrin Stephens : I don't know. I have an aunt who thinks she's a lighthouse. Whenever it rains she insists on climbing up on the garage roof to warn the sailors.
Samantha : How do you know she isn't a lighthouse?
Darrin Stephens : Huh?
Samantha : Maybe you were the one who was looking straight at a lighthouse and thought you were seeing an old lady on a garage roof.
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Samantha : [after Sheila is sent up stairs] The soup really is delicious. As soon as Sheila gets down, I must get the recipe. It's good. It really is.
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Darrin Stephens : [Samantha and Darrin on their honeymoon] I wish I had a drink.
[drink appears in his hand]
Darrin Stephens : ... an Old Fashioned?
[an Old Fashioned drink appears]
Darrin Stephens : ... and a straw?
[straw appears in drink]
Darrin Stephens : You're a witch?
Samantha : That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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Darrin Stephens : Sam, I'm not saying you were entirely wrong. Sheila had it coming, but you went a little too far.
Samantha : For a while there, it was kind of hard to tell which witch was which.
Darrin Stephens : Sam.
Samantha : Just a little play on words.
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[last lines]
Samantha : [after making her dirty dishes disappear] Maybe I can taper off.
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Sheila Summers : [shouting across the dinner table] Do you know Dr. Hafter, dear. Samantha?
Samantha : Beg your pardon?
Sheila Summers : Dr. Hafter, do you know him?
Samantha : No.
Sheila Summers : The plastic surgeon, does beautiful nose work.
Samantha : No, I don't know him.
Sheila Summers : Funny, I could have sworn...
Samantha : [Under her breath] I won't do it.
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Darrin Stephens : I have an aunt who thinks she's a lighthouse. And whenever it rains, she insists on climbing on the garage roof to warn the sailors.
Samantha : How do you know she isn't a lighthouse?
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Darrin Stephens : You're a what?
Samantha : I'm a witch.
Darrin Stephens : That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Samantha : Now. I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.
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Darrin Stephens : I'm only trying to say that you broke your promise. You gave me your word. No more...
Samantha : Stuff? It's harder to break the habit than I thought.
Darrin Stephens : Well you can do it. I've got a lot of faith in you. Oh, thank you darling.
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Sheila Summers : Darrin, darling. Is this your little bride?
Samantha : How do you do?
Sheila Summers : Why, Darrin, she's sweet.
Samantha : Uh maybe I should have dressed...
Sheila Summers : [smirking] Oh not at all, dear. You look... sweet. John, would you take Mrs. Stephens...
Samantha : Sweater.
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Darrin Stephens : Well, it's bedtime.
Samantha : I've just got to get this kitchen cleaned up.
Darrin Stephens : Tomorrow.
Samantha : That's what you said last night.
Darrin Stephens : Yeah. Well... Don't take too long.
Samantha : Oh, well.
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Samantha : [after failing once again to stop practicing witchcraft] Maybe I can taper off.
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Samantha : One Re, Or Re, Ickery Ann, Phillison, Follison, Nicholas John.
Endora : You are kidding?
Samantha : I've never been more serious in my life. One Re, Or Re, Ickery Ann, Phillison, Follison, Nicholas John. Queevy quavy English Navy, Stickum, stackum Buck! B-U-C-K spells 'Buck' and out goes you!
Endora : Well, you naughty, naughty little witch!
