Bewitched (TV Series)
Help, Help, Don't Save Me (1964)
Charles Ruggles: Mr. Caldwell
Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : What we're trying to do, Mr. Caldwell, is, uh, update your campaign. Make it appeal more to the modern eye.
Mr. Caldwell : Well, I'm not so sure I care to appeal to the modern eye. I like to think there's a good bit of old-fashioned romance left in the world.
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Mr. Caldwell : As far as kids are concerned, what isn't bubblegum is medicine.
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Darrin Stephens : If I do it once, I'll do it again. And before you know, I won't be able to do anything for myself.
Mr. Caldwell : Well, that's an interesting philosophy. But I don't see how it applies to soup.
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Larry Tate : Mr. Caldwell, before you leave, I can assure you that McMann & Tate will come up with a campaign that will be everything you expect it to be. I know that we can deliver. And I know that you'll buy.
Mr. Caldwell : I hope not. It would be a shame to make that poor boy unhappy again.
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Darrin Stephens : And you're not going to buy it.
Mr. Caldwell : I'm sorry, Stephens.
Darrin Stephens : That's marvelous!
Larry Tate : What's the matter with you?
Darrin Stephens : You wouldn't understand, Larry. My... Mr. Caldwell, are you absolutely sure you won't change your mind?
Mr. Caldwell : Absolutely.
Darrin Stephens : Mr. Caldwell, I'm eternally grateful to you.
Larry Tate : Wait a minute. Have you become completely uncorked?
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Darrin Stephens : Did you say you didn't like it?
Mr. Caldwell : That's right. It has no good old-fashioned romance in it.
Darrin Stephens : You mean you really don't like it?
Mr. Caldwell : Mmm. No warmth, no love, no sex.
Larry Tate : Sex?
Mr. Caldwell : I don't suppose there are many of us left who look upon soup as having sex appeal, but I do. I always will.