- Maurice: I think your mother's entirely wrong about him. Sit down, sit down.
- Darrin Stephens: Thank you, sir.
- Maurice: Please, why so formal? Call me Maurice.
- Darrin Stephens: Okay Maurice.
- Maurice: Or Dad.
- Darrin Stephens: Okay Dad.
- Maurice: You were right. Sir is best.
- Maurice: What of it? At his age, I flew.
- Samantha Stephens: How would you remember a thing like that?
- Maurice: When you get caught in a flock of swallows returning to Capistrano, you don't forget it.
- Maurice: You are quicksilver... a fleeting shadow... a distant sound... your life has no boundary beyond which you cannot pass. You live in music in a flash of color! You live on the wind and in the sparkle of a star. For twenty-four hours you will obey my will and indulge in the use of your gift.
- Larry Tate: How'd you get that inside info?
- Darrin Stephens: Larry, so help me, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me!
- Larry Tate: You son of a gun.
- Samantha Stephens: I mean, I'm begging you to change him back. Isn't that sweet. He's begging too, Sorry, Sweetheart, but you looked so cute, I got carried away!