Endora: [Darrin is sleeping on the couch] What a lovely looking couple
[referring to Darrin]
Endora: except for him. Does his mouth always gape open like that.
Samantha Stephens: Only when he's sleeping.
Endora: Oh, Samantha. I don't understand you at all. I mean, if you had to marry a mortal, at least you could have chosen a better-looking specimen.
Samantha Stephens: I like the way he looks. Besides I didn't marry Darrin just for his looks.
Endora: What else, his vivacious personality?
Samantha Stephens: No one sparkles when they're asleep. Anyway, I think he's quite handsome.
Endora: You're joking.
Samantha Stephens: He's got very good features.
Endora: Name one.
Samantha Stephens: Well, he has a nice firm jaw.
Endora: You like lantern jaws?
Samantha Stephens: He's got a nice mouth.
Endora: 'Slack' is a better word.
Samantha Stephens: How about his eyes?
Endora: Beady.