- Steve Sanders: [At the hearing, after Clare points out that Steve does have a right to be there with information that can help the defendant] The test he said I cheated on, I failed that test. Columbus Day Massacre. I tanked huge!
- Chancelor Milton Arnold: [Picks up the course ledger] The course ledger says you got an 84?
- Steve Sanders: [Holds up his quiz for the board to see] Look at my quiz, a 17!
- Professor Cory Randall: Ok, so maybe I got the date wrong.
- Steve Sanders: No, no, I failed them all Randy.
- [He gives the borad a different quiz]
- Steve Sanders: October a 17, November a 17, another Friday quiz an oldie but goody 13!
- [the board looks shocked]
- Professor Cory Randall: Objection! Where did these tests appear from in the nick of time?
- Steve Sanders: [Looks at Randall] Students save their old exams for study sessions.
- Chancelor Milton Arnold: [to Randall] I am appalled. I am appalled that you would prevert the honor of this university by manufacturing evidence. All the charges against Brandon Walsh are dismissed. And you will have a hearing of your own to look forward too!
- [Randall looks defeated and knows he is in trouble]
- Steve Sanders: [Smiles] Sounds like the fat lady is singing to me!
- Steve Sanders: No one can humiliate Steve Sanders more than he can humiliate himself because...
- Steve Sanders, Brandon Walsh: Steve Sanders has no shame!
- Brandon Walsh: [to Tracy about his upcoming hearing with the board] The guy has no case and it will be over in ten minutes. Can we please talk about something else?
- Steve Sanders: [In his room after Clare yells at him for copying Brandon's sociology quizzes] Randall's sociology quizzes. Friday quizzes, Columbus Day Massacre. I failed that quiz.
- Clare Arnold: Right. You got an 84 how can you prove that you failed?
- [Arms crossed disbelief]
- Steve Sanders: It's easy Clare. I failed them all. Come on.
- [He takes her hand and they leave]