- Brandon Walsh: [about her being swindled out of all her money] I want you to say that you didn't do this to mess with Kelly because that's exactly what it looks like!
- Valerie Malone: No, I didn't do it to mess with Kelly. Bill Taylor is a business man and I thought I was making a smart investment.
- Donna Martin: [In Donna's car] We're actually thinking of sharing an apartment together.
- Celia Martin: Oh, I can't wait to hear how your mother reacts to that one!
- [laughs]
- Brandon Walsh: [after Val has told him that her mother isn't coming to graduation either] Your mother isn't coming?
- Valerie Malone: She blew me off!
- Steve Sanders: [to Muntz after showing off the illegal confetti used for the prank] Good job agent Muntz!
- Ryan Sanders: [At the mall, seeing Kelly and Joy coming off the escalator] As I live and breathe, Kelly Taylor!
- Kelly Taylor: Joy, these are Steve's brothers; Ryan and Austin. My sister Joy.
- Austin Sanders: Nice to meet you.
- Joy Taylor: Hi.
- Ryan Sanders: [to Kelly. Obviously smitten with Joy and vice versa] I never knew you had a sister.
- Kelly Taylor: Yep.
- Ryan Sanders: Especially one so pretty.
- [Austin is see rolling his eyes and eating his ice cream]
- Austin Sanders: [Blushes] You're sweet.
- Joy Taylor: [after Ryan and Austin leave] He is soooo cute!
- Kelly Taylor: [laughs] You are on your own with that one!