- Brandon Walsh: Take women for example.
- Emily Valentine: Do I really wanna hear this?
- [He nods his head]
- Emily Valentine: Ok, I really do wanna hear this.
- Brandon Walsh: First, there was the Olympic Ice Skater, I was crazy about her, unfortunately she liked skating a lot more than me. Then there was the girl I met at the beach club. I thought she was perfect until she turned out to be a total bigot. Then there was Nikki, Nikki was ok except I caught her on the rebound from an abusive boyfriend. Then this summer I met a girl who's great, unfortunately she had been raped at knife point and lived in New York City.
- Emily Valentine: Sounds like you got a thing for wounded birds.
- Brandon Walsh: Yeah and last but not least there was the married woman.
- Emily Valentine: You were involved with a married woman?
- Brandon Walsh: Not just married, married to one of my professors.
- Emily Valentine: Sounds like Brandon Walsh is doing a little playing with fire of his own.
- Steve Sanders: [In the beach front apartment, Steve comes out wearing a dress] Don't say anything.
- Donna Martin: You look beautiful!
- Emily Valentine: What do you think I should do?
- Brandon Walsh: It's not my decision to make, Em.
- Emily Valentine: Well, what if I go to France and it's as awful as that rice curd?
- Brandon Walsh: Then you'll come home.
- Emily Valentine: Hmmm. But what if I love it?
- Brandon Walsh: Then you'll be happy. What's wrong with that?
- Emily Valentine: I can't go backwards. I'll end up right back where I started. I didn't like myself back then very much then.
- Brandon Walsh: Listen, Em... you're the one who said you've got to take risks. If you don't do this, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
- Emily Valentine: I love you.
- Brandon Walsh: And I love you too. Come one. We've got a lot of packing to do.
- Brandon Walsh: [Talking about Emily's educational opportunity] In France?, Why didn't she tell me this?
- Rosie O'Toole: Hello? Why do you think? She's in love with you!
- David Silver: [Steve is in the Student Union wearing the dress and handing out flyers] You make the perfect Keg girl!
- Steve Sanders: This is embarrassing enough without you here, so could you please just bail!
- Kelly Taylor: I think he looks sexy.
- Donna Martin: He is wearing my lipstick!
- Steve Sanders: Enough already!
- David Silver: Now I know why I didn't join a fraternity!
- Dylan McKay: Must be a drag. Huh Steve... drag.
- [He and David laugh and collapse on each other]
- Steve Sanders: Yeah I get it! Ha! Now beat it.
- Rosie O'Toole: [Knocks on the door to Emily's apartment] Open up it's me, I know you're in there.
- Brandon Walsh: Great timing.
- Emily Valentine: She has a knack for it.