The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts Strike Oil (1962)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : Well, the first thing to do is get her into a dress. She's gettin' too old to be wearin' a man's duds. Lookee here - she done popped the buttons off her shirt again.
Jed Clampett : Well, Elly May carries herself proud... with her shoulders thrown back.
Daisy Moses : It ain't her shoulders that's poppin' these buttons.
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Jed Clampett : I know it don't sound like much, but Mr. Brewster seemed to set great store by the fact he's going to pay me in some new kind of dollar.
Cousin Pearl Bodine : There ain't no new kind of dollar.
Jed Clampett : Well it was new to me. I've heard of gold dollars, silver dollars, paper dollars, but he said he's gonna pay me in a... what'd he call them, Granny?
Granny : Million dollars.
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Daisy Moses : She oughta be doin' women's work - helpin' me with the still.
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Granny : That there fella's from the peetroleum company.
Jed Clampett : What's a peetroleum?
Granny : I dunno. He asked me if he could do some wildcattin' down by the slough. I said "Help yerself, we're glad to get rid of the critters"
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Elly May Clampett : [Elly May wakes up and stretches] Good mornin', Granny.
Granny : [Watching Elly Mae stretch] Watch them buttons, Child.
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Jed Clampett : Whatcha cookin' tonight, Granny?
Daisy Moses : Mustard greens and possum innards.
Jed Clampett : Mmm-mmm. Did you hear that Mr. Brewster?
John Brewster : Very clearly.
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Jed Clampett : They ain't got no snow out there. You could run your still the year round.
Daisy Moses : I run it the year round here.
Jed Clampett : Yeah, but walkin' down through the snow to the still always makes you feel so miserable.
Daisy Moses : I might feel miserable walkin' down, but the way I feels comin' back makes up fer it.
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Daisy Moses : [arriving in Beverly Hills] They call them hills? Why we got moles that can push up higher ridges than that.
Jed Clampett : Well leastways they's hills. We'll be among our kind of folks.
